I
don't know what's up with my human and
surprises lately, but it's been a total
surprise fest around here. Not that that's a
bad thing. Especially when she surprises me
with things like a visit from Frank the
pug... or a trip to the BEST store on earth.
The
store is called
Pugnacious
and I have no idea why this is the first
time we ever went there. No idea. I mean,
hello! It's a store for pugs! Ok, it's not
just for
pugs.
Dutch
found a basket of Henrietta rubber chickens
and a magic treat dispenser that was clearly
not meant for pugs.
But
still. Pugnacious knows pugs.
The
store is filled with all sorts of tasty
stuff to eat. There were snacks made from
animals I'd never heard of (Kangaroo? Bison?
Herring?) and animal parts I didn't even
know existed (lungs, giant black hooves and
tripe?). Everything smelled soooo yummy,
even the signs on their shelves tasted - uh,
I mean
smelled - good.
I'm
waaay more into food than fashion, but
Pugnacious had some very cool fashion if
you're into that kinda thing. And even if
you're not into that kinda thing, check out
the coolest pug collar ever. If it wasn't
pink, I'd probably be wearing it right now.
My
human bought a whole bunch of stuff, but she
says it's - yup, you guessed it - a
surprise! So I have no idea what she got me
or when I'm going to get to eat it. I heard
the nice Pugnacious lady say something about
adding a special surprise to our shopping
bag, but my human says I have to wait for
that too :(
I'm not into the waiting part, but am really
starting to like this surprise stuff. I
liked the Pugnacious surprise so much, I
didn't want it to end. When it came time to
leave, I put on my cutest "please don't make
me" face and hoped for some kind of miracle.
My plan didn't work, but if you're ever near
Berkeley, you should totally visit
Pugnacious. They'll love you and feed you
free snacks. Even if you're not a pug.

PUGNACIOUS!
